THE
PARANOIA WARM-FUZZIES MEME.
Write ten anonymous statements about people on your flist.1. I want to say something epic here because I feel very epic about our friendship and I'm pretty sure you don't even realize I feel that way! And like, my friendship with you I did NOT see coming. I mean, I sought you out and I wanted to be friends with you, but I didn't realize we would get along SO DAMN WELL. It's like, sometimes, I'm pretty sure you read my mind. And you're so talented and awesome and smart and I sort of have a crush on you but not in a romantic way, but in that way where you get crushes on your friends because you just LIKE THEM SO MUCH AND YOU REALLY HOPE THEY LIKE YOU THAT MUCH BACK. Okay, I'm done. (OMG ILU!)
2. I like that you and I see the world differently sometimes, but there is still NO SHORTAGE OF RIGHT IN REAL LIFE AND THE INTERNET when it comes to you. I'm so glad you're in my life and I hope one day you figure out how amazing you are as a person because I see it everyday in everything you do.
3. Oh god, I don't even know what to say about you! I'm fairly certain you know exactly how I feel about you and that I wouldn't trade our friendship for ANYTHING. I love that we can say anything to each other, dole out any amount of praise, criticism, mocking, adoration... and it doesn't even matter. We RUIN EACH OTHER'S LIVES (AHAHAHAHA) and we're still friends. I don't even know how we happened to each other sometimes, but if it goes down as one of the great mysteries of my life, it'll still be worth it.
4. You're another friendship that I sort of stumbled into. I feel like I do that a lot lately, suddenly find myself friends with someone that I wish I'd known all along. Anyway, you're hilarious, talented, charming... IDK. You're one of those friends that I could see myself falling in love with SO EASILY if things shifted just a little bit (like, ya know, we lived anywhere near each other?) but as it is, I'm just happy to have you as a friend.
5. OH YOUUUUUUU. Never-ending hilarity. I swear to god I never laughed so hard before we became friends. Also, I like your brains. OM NOM NOM. Of course, you're in love with my nemesis, so that puts a damper on things... OR DOES IT? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <---that is my evil laugh.
6. You are probably one of the most upbeat, positive, lovely people I have ever met on the internet. If I didn't know for a fact you can hate on idiots just as well as the next person, I wouldn't believe you'd ever said a mean word in your LIFE. I really adore you.
7. You are probably the person I am MOST JEALOUS OF w/r/t writing because I feel like you're such a BABY (though you're really not) and yet your understanding of story structure and flow and characterization is so impressive. Also, it doesn't hurt that you are ridiculously adorable and fun to talk to and just an all around wonderful person. I'm super excited we've started to talk more lately because I think you are going to be beyond AMAZING given just a few more years. And I know that sounds INCREDIBLY PATRONIZING but it's not meant to be. The best people don't peak until much later in life, if you ask me.
8. I wish I were HALF as cool as you and as badass and just all around AWESOME WITH A SIDE OF ASSKICKING BRILLIANCE. Siiiiigh. Sometimes, I wonder how I ever got cool enough to be friends with you (I'm still waiting for you to call a recount)! And you're multitalented, too. Like, you do EVERYTHING and you're GOOD AT IT. I don't know any reasonable person who doesn't love you instantly.
9. We're not as close as we used to be, but there are moments when I talk to you now or just randomly think of you and it's like a light turns on and I remember everything I love about you. I don't know that we'll ever go back to what we were, but I'm pretty sure we will always count each other as friends in one respect or another. Whatever, you couldn't get rid of me if you TRIED. ♥
10. I like you a lot. Yes, you. Yeah, really, you. You're awesome. You make my day whenever you comment and you make me laugh and light up. You inspire me and you make me glad that I call myself a fangirl, that I've stuck it out through all of the crazy that fandom brings. You, my dear, make me happy. THANK YOU.